Name: Philly Impell
Hometown: St. Louis, Missouri
Weight: 175 pounds
Height: 6 feet
Belts Won: BWF World Championship (3), BWF North American Title, WBWF Women's Title
Affiliations: THE ONLY DISSIDENT!

Philly Impell is the mastermind behind the BWF.  He, now by himself, IS the BWF.  His devastating finisher, the Nothinman, causes pain for all who step into HIS basement.  If you step into his world, he will end you.  He is the master, the ruler, and the god of that basement and he is simply better then all who get in his way.  The End.