Philly Impell and The Fan
May 15, 2001
The following interview\conversation took place over AIM on the date above.
IMPELL:
you gotta update the site!
IMPELL:
wiht a new poll too!
IMPELL:
that match is pretty over now
FAN:
ya
FAN:
well theres a problem there
IMPELL:
oh no
FAN:
if i do that, we loose all the comments
IMPELL:
oh well
IMPELL:
do whateve ryou feel is morally correct
FAN:
anyways, another problem was I tried updating the poll and it wasnt working
FAN:
so, im gonna work on it a bunch this weekend and get things in shape
FAN:
but right now im trying to figure out what in heck i need for our portfolio
IMPELL:
good call
IMPELL:
your still winning in the poll
IMPELL:
wow
FAN:
im a genius
FAN:
what can i say
IMPELL:
lol
IMPELL:
i have to post some crazy ass shit
FAN:
you do that
FAN:
you could try posting your record as you see it
FAN:
that would be crazy
IMPELL:
how bout i post a picture of your spinal column after the paralysis
IMPELL:
or i could post a nudie pic of your mom
IMPELL:
which she gave me today at ring ceremonie
IMPELL:
what was the deal with that?
IMPELL:
anyway...woooooooooo!
FAN:
0-2
IMPELL:
how annoying
IMPELL:
how do i post a message dummy?
FAN:
on the message board?
IMPELL:
ah yes, by typing
IMPELL:
shut up
FAN:
lol
IMPELL:
woooo
FAN:
yes! someone is using the message board
FAN:
cool
IMPELL:
lol
IMPELL:
who?
FAN:
YOU
FAN:
no one else has posted anything, last i checked
IMPELL:
oh right
IMPELL:
theres a shit load of messages htough
FAN:
oh really?
FAN:
cool
IMPELL:
i'm actually doint it in the poll section
FAN:
me hafta check then
FAN:
oh
FAN:
well
IMPELL:
ya...that seems easy
FAN:
thats were everyone else has been doing it too
FAN:
nm then
FAN:
LOL
FAN:
you believe in proper puncuation eh?
FAN:
theres a gramatical error, ya fool
FAN:
haha
IMPELL:
lol whatever
IMPELL:
but i used a semi colan so it doesnt matter
FAN:
no...there should be a comma before your "and"
FAN:
Just for the record, I believe in proper punctuation, and also, I'm hung
like a herd of cloven yaks.
IMPELL:
no no that would be way too many commas
IMPELL:
you obviously flunked grammar
FAN:
lol
FAN:
nope nope
IMPELL:
i'm sure the informer knows what he's talking about
FAN:
i am correct
IMPELL:
the informer seems like a wise and well informed grammatical man
IMPELL:
he posts alot in short periods of time too
FAN:
it is clear why your record is 0-2
IMPELL:
shut up dummy
FAN:
three more comments?
FAN:
yeesh
FAN:
lets see what these say...
IMPELL:
that informer is a horse
IMPELL:
hung like one too, from what i hear
FAN:
love problems? how does that fit in with the BWF? are you pulling mara
into your storylines?
FAN:
WOW
FAN:
"basement addition may finally spell the beginning of the end for the omnipotent
dissidents"
FAN:
hmmmm
FAN:
so when is all this announced?
FAN:
officially and whatnot
IMPELL:
these are just silly rumors
IMPELL:
i'm sure the informer has a whole bag of them
IMPELL:
take them for what their worth
FAN:
well the informers a bit late
IMPELL:
what do you mean
FAN:
the website has been predicting the breakup of hte dissidents for some
time now
IMPELL:
and the dissidents have been prediction unparalleled domination
IMPELL:
and thats what we got
IMPELL:
we're not finished
IMPELL:
theres still asses to kick and careers to end
IMPELL:
and that is what we're here for
IMPELL:
and whose gonna stop us
IMPELL:
no one
IMPELL:
wooooooooooo
FAN:
when you say you all end careers are you refering to your own?
FAN:
people with no wins have been known to have their careers ended by such
a record
IMPELL:
i didnt know rabbit rectums were that big
IMPELL:
i certainly didnt think big enough for the rabbit to shove its own actual
head up it
FAN:
you are very adapt at changing the subject and making snide remarks to
aviod the facts
FAN:
i have the truth
FAN:
i run the website
IMPELL:
so why dont you pull your floppedy ears out of your ass, open your eyes
and realize...
FAN:
i am the fan
FAN:
and by golly
FAN:
I AM THE BWF
IMPELL:
if you dont shut your go*da*m mouth, i will take away your power to control
your mouth, along with other bodily funcitons
IMPELL:
god thats good
IMPELL:
post that
IMPELL:
i want some more asshole heat!
FAN:
i control the site
FAN:
and ya know what?
FAN:
until you publiclly admit what your real record is, im not posting nothin'
FAN:
not unless i want to that is
FAN:
because I AM the Webmaster
IMPELL:
post that!
FAN:
I am the Fan
FAN:
and I am the BWF
IMPELL:
it was an interview
IMPELL:
do your go*dam job!
FAN:
ill consider it
FAN:
whats your record?
IMPELL:
with your mom? i never fail
IMPELL:
ahahah
IMPELL:
nor with your sister
IMPELL:
wooooooo
FAN:
oh thats too bad
FAN:
no posting this on the website
FAN:
its a real shame
IMPELL:
post it scoot!
IMPELL:
i'm not saying my real record is 0-2!
FAN:
but if you were to say it, what would the record be?
IMPELL:
well if you didnt take into account that i made steve submit 10 mins into
our match, and if you didnt take into account the fact that i didnt really
give a shit about the 2 on 1 and it was all a setup to screw you idiots
anyways...then 0-2
FAN:
ok, ill post the interview
FAN:
ive saved it
IMPELL:
oh and the informer just told me that a new history section might be coming
soon