Philly Impell and The Fan
May 6, 2001
The following interview\conversation took place over AIM on the date above.
IMPELL:
ha hi
IMPELL:
wooooo.....i hope the site says that the dissidents are the most unstoppable
force in the history of sports entertainment
IMPELL:
with or without my idiot sister
FAN:
your sister is praised as a hero, bringing fairness into the BWF where
the Dissidents have tried only to win through deciet and lies
IMPELL:
we've win by ending people
IMPELL:
we're done toyoing with that bafoon, this saturday [edit: changed to friday],
the champ will end the ralph
FAN:
so where is this match to be held? at Triple S's place?
IMPELL:
well my idiot sister ordered a no holds barred match, so its gonna take
place in the champs cement basement
IMPELL:
the dissidents will still do whatever they want to whoever they want, and
this weekend, the champ is gonna prove why he's the champ
IMPELL:
and this should be an interview
IMPELL:
so post it
IMPELL:
silly fan
FAN:
ill do that
FAN:
you refer to the Dissidents...are you ignoring the ban on your intefering
in the match?
IMPELL:
go*d***it!
IMPELL:
i dont need to be there!
IMPELL:
he doesnt need my help!
IMPELL:
he'll end that baffoon on his own
IMPELL:
that is why he's the champ!
IMPELL:
and the ralph is always be a large intimidating, godawful scary...
FAN:
so will you even be in attendance, as a fan and onlooker?
IMPELL:
no no no, he's an idiot bafoon
IMPELL:
ya i'll be an onlooker
FAN:
allrighty
FAN:
you do understand, when you say what you said, that if it hadnt been for
your cheap officiating, the Ralph would have won yesterdays match, dont
you?
IMPELL:
ha....you dont really think he'll win do you?
FAN:
he would have won yesterdays match
FAN:
so yes
FAN:
i do think he will
FAN:
if all is fair
IMPELL:
well then youre not as bright as i thought
IMPELL:
ya see scoot....
IMPELL:
it doesnt matter who, it doesnt matter what or where
IMPELL:
it doesnt matter if my idiot sister forces herself as the commish...
IMPELL:
it doesnt matter if the ralph keeps grunting abotu how he'll have the honor
of the championship...
IMPELL:
all that matters is that the dissidents ARE the bwf, we always have been,
and we will be for a long long time
IMPELL:
and no ones gonna stop that
IMPELL:
no one
IMPELL:
god i'm a genius
FAN:
Did you know your personal record is 0-2 in the BWF?
IMPELL:
post all that
IMPELL:
where the hell do you get your information?
IMPELL:
you are a drunken sot
IMPELL:
if i ever hear those numbers again i'm gonna break your spine in 155 diffferent
places
FAN:
then would you like to state your record for the fans of the BWF, if my
statistic isnt correct?
IMPELL:
i dont have to explain anything to a nothinman like yourself
IMPELL:
so shut the hell up
FAN:
i see
FAN:
well, ok...if thats what you want to say to the fans of the BWF, such will
be said
IMPELL:
screw these idiot fans
IMPELL:
its all about us
IMPELL:
the dissidents