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Philly Impell and The Fan
April 26, 2001

The following interview\conversation took place over AIM on the date above.

IMPELL: someones going to get hurt
FAN: ah yes
FAN: The Ralph has proven his dominance
FAN: should i even bother showing up to tomorrows match?
IMPELL: someones going to get hurt tommorow night
FAN: you and steve?
IMPELL: if you wanna see someone get hurt, if YOU wanna get hurt, show up tommorow
IMPELL: maybe the ralph will get hurt
IMPELL: maybe he'll get very very hurt
FAN: im petrified with fear
IMPELL: maybe we wont have a match, we'll just hurt the bafoon
IMPELL: whatever the case...
FAN: we all saw what deleterius harm the Ralph imposed on you two ealier
FAN: so i would fully expect you and steve to back out of the match
IMPELL: the dissidents are still on top of the bwf, cowardly attack or not, and we will hurt somebody
IMPELL: the bafoon attacked us from behind!
IMPELL: he seriously hurt my lower back!
IMPELL: and the champs ribs!
IMPELL: that guy is going to get hurt
IMPELL: definitely show up tommorow, it may not be a match like you like, but someone will be hurt
FAN: the both of you? at once? you two have a serious coordination and reaction problem then
IMPELL: I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR SPINE!!
IMPELL: YOU ARE A NOTHINMAN, JUST LIKE YOUR CUTE LITLLE SISTER WHO COULDNT GET ENOUGH OF ME OR THE CHAMP!
FAN: not if The Ralph breaks yours first
IMPELL: AND JUST LIKE THE BAFOON, WHO WILL NEVER
IMPELL: never
IMPELL: never be as good, as the dissidents
FAN: which is why you two were in so much pain ealier
FAN: sneak attack or not loosing 2 on 1 isnt impressive
FAN: you two clearly are not championship material
FAN: as a matter of fact, you two had best beware or there might just be a hostile takeover of BWF ownership--The Fan has always hankered for some ownership action as has The Ralph
FAN: I see my words of truth have stunned the former champ into silence
IMPELL: I WILL END YOU!!!!!!!!!
IMPELL SIGNS OFF